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: Chris Entringer
Measurement: belly button width
Ambitions: College President and Pulitzer Prize
Turn-ons: half tee-shirts
Turn-offs: full tee-shirts
Strange but True: Lance pooped in the Wahlert High School cook book and when I worked at Eddy May's restaurant, a kids shrimp plate was sent back because the kid found a tooth in it. (Not the cook's)
My Philosophy on Life: never give up and always brush your teeth
I'm Most like this Cartoon Character: Speed Racer
RAGBRAI Team I Wouldn't Want to be on: Team Blaster and that damn Huey Lewis
What I Really Want for Christmas: world peace and peace of mind
War, What is it Good for: plenty of destruction
Movie Quote that Defines My Life: "Perhaps...He is our dream, and we're His?" Empire of the Sun
If I had a Million Dollars: I'd invest, travel, buy a camper for RAGBRAI and give to charity.
Worst RAGBRAI Song: "Strokin'"
My Secret Superhero Identity: Spider Man. He does all the things a spider can.
Animals Don't Attack Me Because: I am very slippery when sweaty.
My RAGBRAI prediction for the next millenium: A few RAGBRAIers will wash their bits and pieces in a local river (must mean CO2 will still be riding) along with some left-over Y2K survivalists.
This is How Beer Makes Me Better: I only drink beer once in a while, but I know that beer is nutritious (according to my college logic professor and my Dad). Drinking beer will make me healthy.
Favorite Acronym: BFD.