The Lexicon of Teamartini
- acorn count- the amount of times you can see the full outline of the head of someone's penis through their biking shorts
- bits and pieces - your genitalia
- boob count - the amount of times you see someone's breast(s). this does not apply if you are a woman taking a shower in a public shower
- boodaloo - when you leave your inky-blinky light on and attached to your ass
- city girl - an urbanite on RAGBRAI that refuses to use a kybo or cornfield and who primps before going out in the morning
- cocksucker/cocksucking - noun/adjective that is used on a daily (or hourly) basis that descibes something that pisses you off
- dick count - the amount of times you see someone's penis. this does not apply if you are a man taking a shower in a public shower
- divorcycle - a tandam being ridden by a married couple. it will ultimately lead to them to finding legal representation
- dual citizenship - rider who splits membership between two teams
- hook-up - the person who gives you a ride back to your hometown who may or may not be your significant other
- kiddy looper - rider who only does part of the ride
- LT - local talent (the youths of the town that would be fun to "play" with)
- meow meow - can be used to describe any body part, usually reserved for your privates
- muzzlebuzzed - how a pleasantly buzzed person hears the phrase "pleasantly buzzed"
- nerd alert - when a cyclist is spotted still wearing their helmet and they are no longer on their bicycle
- Newtini - a rookie member of Teamartini
- noodaloo - replaced "nerd alert" (thanks to someone saying it too close to the mouthpiece of their TalkAbout)
- PH-shop - to modify a picture with Photoshop (usually for humorous reasons or the placation of a supermodel's ego)
- (to go) pie - defecating
- poop - the call to team members
- RAGbellishment - it's how the hills get steeper and longer or the parties get wilder when you recount the story to others
- RAGouge - how a 25 cent ear of corn turns into a $3 ear of corn
- RAGPAI - Registers Annual Greater Poop Across Iowa
- shout...listen - buying a round...wanting a drink in that round
- slim goody - someone you are attacted to and/or having sex with
- smokey treat - cigarette
- snorechestra - the almost symphonic sound that is created in camp after many people have fallen into a very deep sleep
- swirly item - a totally useless item that gets in everybody's way and just swirls around in the trailer (each team member now brings one)
- talker - someone who says they're going on RAGBRAI in March but ends up on their couch watching reruns of Walker Texas Ranger during the last week of July
- Wesnapping - the abducting of Wes from whitey's oppression and getting him on RAGBRAI
- whitey - the suppressor. the one who makes life less fun by enforcing bullshit rules
- writing poetry - staring off into space and totally ignoring the conversation around you