Hey, well I'm broke
But I'm gonna pay for some rum

All I wanna do is stand in this lie
All I wanna pick is your nose honey, hi
Sweet little corner, know you gotta be... aha!
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Honey, well I'm broke
But I'm gonna pay from some rum

Honey, where I'm from
Halle-fuckin-lujah
Where I'm from...

Baby boy's fine...
Baby boy's drunk...
Baby boy's a ... bah bah bah

All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast

Party
The week's end, tonight tonight
Well it's the weekend, come on, all right

Party, Party, Party, Party

For a good time, stand in no line
For the best time, stand in no line

Shake down, break down, everybody's coming 'round,
The whole place jumping up, the people coming,
All the high kids coming

I'm the One
I'm the one
I've been here for you all along
I'm the one
Who's shoulder you've been cryin on

Nice guys finish last
No one knows as good as me
We're just good friends
And you come to me for sympathy
You tell me that i'm not your type
Still you call me late at night
Everytime he picks a fight
After all he's said and all he's done

He's a total dick
That's the truth and you know i'm right
From everything you say
There's no way he'll ever do you right
You love a man who treats you wrong
You think you'll change him
But you're wrong
He'll use you he'll say so long
After all he's said and all he's done

I'm the one who wants you more than anything
You don't feel the same way you made it clear to me
But i'll stand my ground and maybe
You'll hear what i've been sayin
After all i've said and all i've done

Blackout
I realize I missed a day
But I'm too wrecked to care anyway
I look around and see this face
What the hell have I lost my taste
Don't want to find out
Just want to cut out

My head explodes, my ears ring
I can't remember just where I've been
The last thing that I recall
I got lost in a deep black hole
Don't want to find out
Just want to cut out

Blackout
I really had a blackout

I grab my things and make my run
On the way out, another one
Would like to know before I stop
Did I make it or did I flop
Don't want to find out
Just want to get out

A.C.D.C.
She got girls
Girls all over the world
She got men
Every now and then
But she can't make up her mind
On just how to fill her time
An' the only way she can wind

A.C.D.C.
She got some other lover as well as me
A.C.D.C.
She got some other fella as well as me
She got some other lover as well as me

She got spunk
But they call her a punk
She can sing
You wanna see her Ding-a-ling
Well let's be in it together
I guess she'll be in it forever
You gotta take it now or never

She got girls
Girls all over the world
She got men
Every now and then
But she can't make up her mind
On just how to fill her time
An' the only way she can wind

Far Cry
Pariah dogs and wandering madmen
Barking at strangers and speaking in tongues
The ebb and flow of tidal fortune
Electrical changes are charging up the young

It's a far cry from the world we thought we'd inherit
It's a far cry from the way we thought we'd share it
You can almost feel the current flowing
You can almost see the circuits blowing

One day I feel I'm on top of the world
And the next it's falling in on me
I can get back on
I can get back on
One day I feel I'm ahead of the wheel
And the next it's rolling over me
I can get back on
Whirlwind life of faith and betrayal
Rise in anger, fall back and repeat
Slow degrees on the dark horizon
Full moon rising, lays silver at your feet

You can almost see the circle growing
You can almost feel the planet glowing

One day I fly through a crack in the sky
And the next it's falling in on me
I can get back on

Just You Wait
Just you wait 'til I get home
I know - it'll be better than before
When I walk right through that door - I know
I won't be afraid to love you anymore
Cause it's that same old feeling I told you before
The one that I cling to I just can't ignore

Yes it's summer here in town
I know - I've been selfish and unkind
When I walk right through that door
I won't be afraid to tell you just what's on my mind
Cause it's that same old feeling I told you before
The one that I cling to I just can't ignore
And when I get there I'll be fine
Say what's on my mind every time
You'll be right there looking up
Fill my loving cup in your time
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Seven and Seven Is
When I was a boy I thought about the times I'd be a man
I'd sit inside a bottle and pretend that I was in a can
In my lonely room I'd sit my mind in an ice cream cone
You can throw me if you wanna 'cause I'm a bone and I go
Oop-ip-ip oop-ip-ip, yeah!

If I don't start cryin' it's because that I have got no eyes
My father's in the fireplace and my dog lies hypnotized
Through a crack of light I was unable to find my way
Trapped inside a night but I'm a day and I go

Welcome to Paradize
Welcome to paradise
Today it's raining (Welcome to paradise)

In Zaire, Was no good place to be
Free world go crazy, it's an atrocity
In Congo, Still no good place to be
They killed Mibali, it's a calamity

Go Maasai go Maasai be mellow, Go Maasai go Maasai be sharp

In Monrovia, this no good place to be
Weapon go crazy, it's an atrocity
In Palestina, too much hypocricy
This world go crazy, it's no fatality

In Baghdad, it's no democracy
That's just because, it's a US Country
In Fallujah, too much calamity
This world go crazy, it's no fatality

In Jerusalem, in Monrovia, Guinea-Bissau, today it's raining

Welcome to paradise, Come to the fairy lies

Cuntry Boner
I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin

I've fucked Minny Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds

My cuntry boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him

Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it....

Cocaine Blues
Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow they overtook me down in Juarez Mexico

Late in the hot joints takin' the pills in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown
You're the dirty hack that shot your woman down
Said yes oh yes my name is Willy Lee if you've got the warrant just aread it to me
Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more

When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail they slapped my dried up carcass in that country jail

Early next mornin' bout a half past nine I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Talked and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty heck into that district court
Into the courtroom my trial began where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out I saw the little judge commence to look about

In about five minutes in walked the man holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree I hollered Lordy Lordy have a mercy on me

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pin 99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you've gotta listen unto me lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

Missing Pieces
Woke up with a headache from the night before
Cause sometimes I drink
I spent the night with my head in a toilet bowl
It’s where I like to think

I say cause I don't want no one to take a piece of my heart
I hate to lose all those itty-bitty pieces from my heart

You ever spent all night thinking about your life
Well I suggest you try
Well it's something that you're gonna want to do with a knife
Cause I tend to cry

Say cause I don't want no one to take a piece of my heart
I hate to lose all those itty-bitty pieces from my heart

You ever spent all day thinking about the night
It’s something that you do
When you're thinking way too much, you're out of sight
What you gonna do

I say cause I don't want no one to take a piece of my heart
I hate to lose all those itty-bitty pieces from my heart

What it's Like
We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you fucking slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Yeah then you really might know what's it like
To have the blues

Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom that said he was in love
He said, "Don't worry about a thing, baby doll
I'm the man you've been dreaming of."
But 3 months later he say he won't date her or return her calls
And she swear, "God damn, if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls."
And then she heads for the clinic and
she gets some static walking through the door
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner
and they call her a whore
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose

I've seen a rich man beg
I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry
I've seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
I've seen the good side of bad
And the downside of up
And everything between
I licked the silver spoon
Drank from the golden cup
And smoked the finest green
I stroked the fattest dimes at least a couple of times
before I broke their heart
You know where it ends, yo, it usually depends on where you start

I knew this kid named Max
who used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs
He liked to hang out late
he liked to get shit-faced and keep the pace with thugs
Until late one night there was a big old fight and Max lost his head
He pulled out his chrome .45, talked some shit, and wound up dead
Now his wife and his kids are caught in the midst of all of this pain
You know it comes that way
at least that's what they say when you play the game
God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose

Queen of Hearts
Midnight, and I'm a-waiting on the twelve-oh-five
Hoping it'll take me just a little farther down the line

Moonlight,
you're just a heartache in disguise;
Won't you keep my heart from breaking
if it's only for a very short time

Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you

Laying out another lie,
thinking 'bout a life of crime
That's what I'll have to do
to keep me away from you

Honey, you know it makes you mad
Why is everybody telling everybody what you have done
Baby, I know it makes you sad
But when they're handing out the heartaches
you know you got to have you some

Lovers, I know you've had a few
But hide your heart beneath the covers
and tell 'em they're the only one
And others, they know just what I'm going through
And it's a-hard to be a lover when you say you're only in it for fun

Flathead
Well just because she feeds me well
And she made me talk dirty in a pink hotel
Doesn't mean she's got eyes for me
She might just want my bones you see
And hey flathead don't you get mean
She's the second best killer that I ever have seen
It don't come much more sick than you
I could go on if you want me to
It's just so wrong so very nice
And I told you once and you killed me twice
Saw you one time at the back of the club
Chewing on glass and a ticket stub
Still I heard you kicked the boy till he bled
And you stood and said oh my god till she said

Bada bap pada da da badada da da da da da bada bap pada da da da

Well everybody knows you're the one to call
When the girls get ugly on the back of the wall
Josephine says you got a bleedin nose
Takin' it with her wherever she goes
And hey flathead don't check me in
Well hers is a tonic and mine is a gin
They don't come much more slick than you
I'd drive your car if you ask me to
Said the boy's not right in the head
And you stood and got a kickin instead till she said

Ah! Leah!
Yeah, it's been a long, long time, you're such a sight
You're lookin' better than a body has a right to.
Don't you know we're playin' with the fire?
But we can stop this burnin' desire, Leah!

Ah! Leah! Here we go again!
Ah! Leah! Is it ever gonna end?
Ah! Leah! Here we go again!
Ah! Leah!

I see your lips and I wonder who's been kissin' them.
I never knew how badly I was missin' them.
We both know we're never going to make it,
but when we touch, we never have to fake it, Leah!

Baby, it's no good. We're just askin' for trouble.
I can touch you, but I don't know how to love you.
It ain't no use! We'er headed for disaster.
Our minds said, "No!" But our hearts were talkin' faster, Leah!

Can You Feel it
I woke up late this morning
I pulled myself right out of bed.
Right outside my window,
The rain was fallin' hot as lead.
So I drank a pint of rum,
'Til rushed up to the top of my head.
Then lookin' kinda pale,
I grabbed a glass of ale again.

Lift a toast to the past,
Drink to the future at last.
Then fill another glass,
'Cause it's comin' up much too fast.

Now runnin' through the streets,
Lookin' for some hospitality.
I found the nearest inn,
Asn I had a fifth of gin sent to me.
When I saw a small dispute,
Over girls of ill repute, naturally.
Then the lights went out,
And I took a subtle hint to leave.

Can you feel it? Can you feel it at all?

Sittin' on a fence,
Breaking your defense for affection.
Watchin' every move,
Though you haven't got a clue or suspicion.
You know you're looking fine,
But you're thinkin' there's some kind of connection.
You're asking is that all,
Lookin' through a crystal ball for direction.

History Repeating
The word is about, there's something evolving,
whatever may come, the world keeps revolving
They say the next big thing is here,
that the revolution's near,
but to me it seems quite clear
that it's all just a little bit of history repeating

The newspapers shout a new style is growing,
but it don't know if it's coming or going,
there is fashion, there is fad
some is good, some is bad
and the joke is rather sad,
that its all just a little bit of history repeating

.. and I've seen it before
.. and I'll see it again
.. yes I've seen it before
.. just little bits of history repeating

Some people don't dance, if they don't know who's singing,
why ask your head, it's your hips that are swinging
life's for us to enjoy
woman, man, girl and boy,
feel the pain, feel the joy
aside set the little bits of history repeating

UFO
I just don't wanna be lonely
Cause the lights, were shining ever so bright
In my hand there's a pulse of my beating heart
Biting my tongue there's a plastic man on the telephone

Can you see the bright light? Shining, I don't know
Can you see the bright light? Shining, shining, shining

I saw a UFO and nobody believes me
I was sixteen miles from home with nobody in sight
I saw a UFO but nobody believes me
And what's it gonna take to get me back home tonight

Can you see the bright light? Shining, I dont know
Is it a reflection of anyone? The big glow
And tell me this is all good, and you say, I dont know
Im very very far from home

(hello? hello? hello? hello?)

Fistywhistle Boogie
Well, well, well
Fistywhistle Boogie until the day you die...

Go Motherfucker Go
Well I'm strutting around
One-ass town....

Go, motherfucker, go!

The Kelly Affair
I’m in a band now,
We’re called The Carrie Nations
Man, you’ll see, we’re really goin’ places
We took our act down to LA and met Z-Man at the party

It could be dangerous living in this valley!
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here’s got sex on their minds

Everybody here is popping pills

I got a dream and
It’s gonna come true!
Z-Man will make us stars!
Leave it up and you!
Take things one at a time!
Just relax!
Get some acid, or smoke some grass!

Horse to Water
I could have kept my head down
I might have kept my mouth shut
I should have held my own,
You lead a horse to water and
you watch him drown.

You're only as big as your battles.
Rattle my cage with your shadow.
I'm a bantamweight with a mouthful of feathers,
Don't you know that what comes around goes around?

I'm not that easy,
I am not your horse to water.
I hold my breath I come around, round, round.

Don't darken my doorstep again,
You're mixing up lemonade gin-gin,
You're mixing up lose with win/win,
lead a horse to water and
you watch him drown.
You're stumble on glass top table,
divas chewing chalk on cable
humvee up a beanstalk fable
I don't call this entertainment
'cause Humpty's falling down.

Pick a fight launch a buzzy bar brawl
Friday night fuck or fight a pub crawl
bantamweight with a mouthful of feathers,
Don't you know that what comes around goes around?

You're going down, down, down
This run around, round, round
Is bound to pound the daylights out of you!

The Closing Song
It's that time again
We gotta say good night
You know it's getting late
Tomorrow is another day my friend

You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
Now you're making me mad
You gonna make me swear

Get the fuck outta here
Finish up that beer
You might as well call it a night my friend
You gonna have to
Get the fuck out

Maybe I'm outta line
But I'll take the blame
There are no better choice of words
That I can use to explain

Hey Buddy, I'm talking to you
Thanks for comin', now pay your tab and screw
Make like a drum and beat it
Make like a tree and leave
All you fellas and Cinderellas
I'm giving you the heave

So long....