Damian charms the new recruits with flowers and sex Story related to us by this guy: "I've been drinking for about 20 years now and sometimes I have too much. One night I was leaving the bar and I fell right on my face. The local sheriff picks me up and says, 'You're not gonna drive home are you son?' And I said, 'God damn it Carl, you know I can't walk home!' Sheriff Carl said, ' Well just be careful pulling out of town then.'" Screw biking, let go sailing! Laurie writes poetry while out at sea Our sailing hosts Sailing, schmailing. We're clean and close to the beer. Fireworks over the lake Okay, you're five (5) pages into Laurie's recap. How many pictures don't have a beer somewhere in them? Go back and find them all.