- Why is Rick wearing a helmet chiseled from granite?
- Phil to his visibly upset young daughter: "It's okay, baby, just do what the strange man in braids asks and he'll leave us alone. He'll be gone soon."
- Something you will not see everyday: Rick with a helmet and children not running away from him.
- Which boy is really the dirty one
- Beer is always a favorite carbo-loading snack on RAGBRAI. But few people know about the RAGBRAI delicacy of chocolate-covered little farmboys.
- Well I'll be dipped in shit!!
- I don't hit softballs