Bon Jour - Willie Sue Jack Daniels - Reverend Horton Heat Bet you Look Good on the Dance Floor - Arctic Monkeys I'll Stick Around - Foo Fighters Ruckus - Richard Vernon, Brian Johnson & John Bender Sure Shot - Beastie Boys Inaction - We Are Scientists Mega Bitch - Veronica Sawyer and Heather Duke Jukebox (Don't Put Another Dime in the) - The Flirts If You Wanna be Happy - The Skatalites Freewill - Rush Sexual Dynamo - John Winger Hot Girls in Love - Loverboy Family Circus - Todd Gaines Your Little Secret - Melissa Etheridge She Has A Girlfriend Now - Reel Big Fish Dressed Like a Chick - Bender Little Bitch - The Ordinary Boys I Hate Alternative Rock - Bob Mould I Drank What - Chris Knight Open Your Eyes - Guano Apes Dirty Business - The Dresden Dolls Stop Jammerin' - B.A. Baracus Public Service Announcement - The Bravery Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash Spanked - Jack & Stephanie I Think She Likes Me - Morphine Scooby Snacks - Fun Lovin' Criminals Where's Your Head At - Basement Jaxx Malt Liquor - Turanga Leela Woman - Wolfmother Run to The Hills - Iron Maiden Advice - Bluto Blutarsky Beer Run - Todd Snider That Sucked Ass - Eric Cartman

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Commentary on the song selections

1. The Scottish are so welcoming and everything else is just crap.
2. The good Reverend makes his 5th straight appearance as the lead-off hitter. The song's subject matter and the title of the CD once again line up. The stars smile down.
3. As long as you're not shaking it to shit music
4. This song was picked by A.L. (someone I teach with). She has a major case of the hots for Rick
5. Two months
6. It took some time, but the Beasties finally made the disc
7. Nerdy sounding group name (a bonus) with decent song writing abilities
8. Because she can be
9. New Wave chick groups know what's happening in Rick's personal life
10. As long as your happy, everything else is immaterial
11. Rick did choose a path that's clear, he chose another song from the greatest rock band of all time
12. The Aunt Jemimah Treatment
13. Just taste the kitsch
14. Just waiting to suck
15. Everybody on RAGBRAI has a little secret...everybody
16. Hot girls in love that don't need a Loverboy
17. Who hasn't?
18. Another good new band that will probably get lost in the quagmire of today's crap
19. Just listen to the "alt" radio today and see what is now passing for music that is pushing the envelope - what a load of shit they're serving up. Go indie
20. Those are immortal words
21. "Open your eyes, open your mind"
22. Just what kind of girl are you?
23. Consider yourself pitied
24. Michelle says you better love this song or she won't get you backstage to anymore concerts
25. No need to say anything other than "classic"
26. She was a bad girl
27. How many rock bands can sound this good without a guitar
28. For our friends on Mystery Machine
29. You just need to get dancing
30. Cycloptic women know so much
31. A power trio that could be trying to get into Rick's good graces
32. An 80's metal song that wasn't about drinking or fucking some chick - lyrics and musicianship to kick the hair bands in their sock-enhanced, spandex-covered junk
33. He is majoring in pre-med
34. A little humor to end the disc
35. What some will say about this disc