Last night I had a run in with an old friend of mine
Everything was cool, everyone was feeling fine yea
Then he went up and hit me with the old dance floor
Lawsuits pending won't be the same no more no!!

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
Hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
He hurt me this morning with the bright sunlight
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night

He pushed me into a thorny ol' bush
Only about a hundred needles down on my tush
Having so much fun with my buddies at the bar
But it wasn't very funny when he made me wreck my car

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
Hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
He hurt me this morning with the bright sunlight
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my here I go

Look in the mirror and what do I see
Some big ol' canker sore lookin' thing on me no!
I'm gonna sue and the lawyer says I'll win
I'm gonna take that money and do it all again

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
Hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
He hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night

I'm gonna sue
Jack Daniels
Just me and you
Gonna have a duel
High noon

I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor
Arctic Monkeys

Stop making the eyes at me
I'll stop making the eyes at you
What it is that surprises me
Is that I don't really want you to
When your shoulders are frozen (cold in the night)
Oh but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)

CHORUS
Your name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand
And lighting the fuse might result in a bang, ba-ba bang go
I bet that you look good on the dance floor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or...
I don't know what you're looking for
Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
From 1984

I wish you'd stop ignoring me
Because you're sending me to despair
Without a sound yeah you're calling me
And I don't think it's very fair
That your shoulders are frozen (cold in the night)
Oh but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)

CHORUS

Oh there ain't no love
No Montagues or Capulets
We're just banging tunes and DJ sets and
Dirty dance floors and dreams of naughtiness

Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or...
I don't know what you're looking for
I said that I bet that you look good on the dance floor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
From 1984

I'll Stick Around Lyrics
Foo Fighters

I thought I knew
All it took to bother you
Every word I said was true
and that you'll see

How could it be
I'm the only one who sees
Your rehearsed insanity, yeah

I still refused
All the methods you abused
It's alright if you're confused
Let me be

I've been around
All the pawns you've gagged and bound
They'll come back and knock you down
and I'll be free

I've taken all and I've endured
One day this all will fade I'm sure

I don't owe you anything

I had no hand
In your ever desperate plan
It returns and when it lands
Words are due

I should've known
We were better off alone
I looked and I was shown
You were too

I've taken all and I've endured
One day this all will fade I'm sure

I don't owe you anything

I'll stick around
And learn from all that came from it

Sure Shot
Beastie Boys

You can't, you won't and you don't stop
Mike D come on and rock the sure shot

I've got the brand new doo-doo guaranteed
Like yoo hoo
I'm on like Dr. John, yea Mr. Zu Zu
I'm a newlywed, not a divorcee
And everything i do is funky like Lee Dorsey
Well, it's the taking fo pelham, one, two, three
If you want a doodoo rhyme then come see me
I've got the savior faire with the unique rhyme
And
I keep it on and on, it's never quitting time and
Strictly hand held is the style I go
Never rock the mice with the panty hose
I strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go
'Cause at the boards is the man they call the
Mario
Pull up at the function and you know I Kojak
To all the party people that are on my bozak
I've got more action than my man john woo
And I've got mad hits like i was rod crew

You can't, you won't and you don't stop
Ad Rock come and rock the sure shot

Hurricane will cross fade on your ass and
Bust your eardrums
Listen everybody 'cause I'm shifting gears I'm
Fresh like Dougie when I set my specs and
On the microphone I come correct
Timing like a clock when I rock the hip hop
Top notch is my stock on the soapbox
I've got more rhymes than I've got grey hairs
And that's a lot because I've got my share
I've got a hole in my head and there's no one
To fix it
Got to straighten my thoughts, I'm thinking too
Much sick shit
Everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes,
Takes
I've got to step back, I've got to contemplate
I'm like Lee Perry, I'm very
On rock the microphone and then I'm gone
I'm like Vaughn Bode, I'm a cheech wizard
Never quitting, so won't you listen
Oh yes indeed, it's fun time

'Cause you can't, you won't and you don't stop
MCA come and rock the sure shot

I want to say a little something that's long
Overdue
The disrespect to women has got to be through
To all the mothers and sisters and the
Wives and friends
I want to offer my love and respect to the end
Well you say I'm twenty something and should
Be slacking
But I'm working harder than ever and you could
Call it macking
So I'm supposed to sit upon my couch watching my TV
I'm still listening to wax, I'm not using the CD
I'm that kid in the corner
All fucked up and I wanna so I'm gonna
Take a piece of the pie, why not, I'm not quitting
Think I'm gonna change up my style just to fit in
I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
To send my rhymes out to all nations
Like ma bell, I've got the ill communications

Inaction
We Are Scientists

Call on the fates, this'll take a second
While I fall on my face, like everyone else
and we can talk all we want, but all I can say
Is that I'm sorry and I'm sorry
but I'm never gonna do it again

Counting on my relative friends
When this keeps coming up again and again
If everybody knows how its gonna end,
why doesn't someone stop me?

Because I'm sick of waking up on your floor,
for the sixth or seventh night in a row
I'm lying next to you in all of my clothes - someone stop me

It's hard to rely on the rhythm section
when they're all packing up and they're heading for the exit
Yeah, we're all about the same, a bunch of slaves to fashion
Who are tall, dark and scared and just praying for some action

How am I supposed to know what makes this happen?

I'm counting on my relative friends (inaction)
'cause this keeps coming up again and again (inaction)
If everybody knows how its gonna end (inaction)
why doesn't someone stop me? (inaction)

Because I'm sick of waking up on your floor, (inaction)
for the sixth or seventh night in a row (inaction)
I'm lying next to you in all of my clothes - someone stop me

I can't keep counting on my relative friends (inaction)
'cause this keeps coming up again and again (inaction)
If everybody knows how its gonna end (inaction)
why doesn't someone stop me? (inaction)

Because I'm sick of waking up on your floor, (inaction)
for the sixth or seventh night in a row (inaction)

Jukebox (Don't Put Another Dime)
The Flirts

So I saw you in the pizza place
You were with another girl
It was a crime it was such a disgrace
You really shattered my world

Little things remind me of you
Cheap cologne and that damn song too

CHORUS
Don't put another dime in the jukebox
I don't wanna hear that song no more

Then I learned the treacherous end
You were with my best friend
Ain't got no class ain't got no respect
My broken heart will never mend

Little things remind me of you
Cheap cologne and that damn song too

CHORUS

Don't wanna hear that song no more No! No!
Don't wanna hear that song no more

CHORUS

Then I learned the treacherous end
You were with my best friend
Ain't got no class ain't got no respect
My broken heart will never mend

Little things remind me of you
Cheap cologne and that damn song too

CHORUS

Don't wanna hear that song no more No! No!
Don't wanna hear that song no more

CHORUS

If You Want To Be Happy
The Skatalites

CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
so for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
Doing the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
Then you will be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you peace of mind

CHORUS

So if your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly her eyes don't match
Take it from me she's a better catch

CHORUS

Say kid YES
I saw your wife the other day UH HUH
And she's ugly
Ha ha but she sure can cook

CHORUS

Freewill
Rush

There are those who think that life has nothing left to chance
A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance

A planet of playthings
We dance on the strings
Of powers we cannot perceive
"The stars arent aligned,
Or the gods are malign..."
Blame is better to give than receive

CHORUS
You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will

There are those who think that they've been dealt a losing hand
The cards were stacked against them; they weren't born in Lotusland

All preordained
A prisoner in chains
A victim of venomous fate
Kicked in the face
You cant pray for a place
In heavens unearthly estate

CHORUS

Each of us
A cell of awareness
Imperfect and incomplete
Genetic blends
With uncertain ends
On a fortune hunt
That's far too fleet...

CHORUS

Hot Girls in Love
Loverboy

She's so young at heart
She likes the pleasure of his company
She cuts the inside groove
With her silver spoon
She likes her tapes on 10
And it's the same as her anatomy
She's on a rainbow cruise
All the way to my room

She's turnin' on the heat
She's got the magic touch
She's turnin' on the heat
And it's a little too much
She's turnin' on the heat
And it's a hundred above, yeah
Hot girls in love
I'm in love

Too many men to please
She counts them all on her rosary
You know you might get burned
So be careful where you touch
She gets it when she can
Don't need no anniversary
And she deserves the best, yeah
A cut above the rest

She's turnin' on the heat
She's got the magic touch
She's turnin' on the heat
Ooooh, it's a little too much
She's turnin' on the heat
And it's a hundred above
Hot girls in love
And baby, I'm in love

Some say she do
Some say she don't
Some say she will (she will)
And some say she won't (she won't)
Some say she can't
Well, I know she can
I say I got to be
Her lovin' man, yeah

She's turnin' on the heat
She's got the magic touch
She's turnin' on the heat
Ooooh, and it's a little too much
She's turnin' on the heat
It's a hundred above
Hot girls in love
Hot girls in love
It's a hundred above
The hot girls in love, yeah
Be careful where you touch
'Cause it's a little too much
She's got everything she'll need, yeah
But she doesn't want me
She's turning on the heat
She's turning on the heat
She's got that look in her eye
I think I've got to know why
Oooooh, hot girls in love, in love
Aaaahhh
In love
In love

Your Little Secret
Melissa Etheridge

I know what you're thinking baby
I used to be just like you
You move when she's not looking baby
One sugar ain't enough for you

You, you're taking out your loans
You're burying your bones
Before your cover's blown
You better take it home

CHORUS
I like the way you look
I know you like me
But one and one and one
Baby makes three
Stop playing those eyes
If you want me to keep
Your little secret

Tell it softly to me baby
You never meant no one no harm
Your wonderland's a mirror baby
It's swiftly fading like your charm

You, you're stepping out of line
You're spilling all the wine
Leave it on the vine
I can't give you mine

CHORUS

I could I won't
I can't I don't
You make it hard
Talk down my guard
My senses soaked
My ego's choked
I will not lie
Will not lie...

CHORUS

She Has A Girlfriend
Reel Big Fish

CHORUS
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now, she said
Guys don't do no more for me

You never loved me, like I wanted you to
(You never loved me noooo)
I said I loved you baby, what do you want me to do?
(Do you want me to do?)
She said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
She said she found someone who's gonna understand
She don't need nobody to be her man
She don't need nobody to be her man

CHORUS

She said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
She said she found someone who's gonna understand
She don't need nobody to be her man
She don't need nobody to be her man

CHORUS

I never thought it would end like this
Just because I've got no tits
I'll shave my legs, I'll wear a bra
I'll even cut my penis off for you...
(Aw, that's so sweet)
She has a girlfriend now.
(Woah, Yeah!)

Little Bitch
The Ordinary Boys

If you ever hear a noise in the night
your body starts to sweat,
it shakes and shivers in fright
you go and sleep with your mother
she hates you guts
she knows that you love her
so she holds you tight
all through the night in to the broad daylight
And when she doesn't come home
you'll have to sleep alone
then you wet your bed and I think that's sad
for a girl of 19 it's more than sad, it's obscene!

1,2

And your girlfriend sweet little 17
she's got her layered hair and her flared jeans
you know what that means, she's just a little queen
she shares your London flat
she thinks that London's where it's at
Although it stinks and when it rains you wear your hat
and your plum colored pvc wet- look maxi mac
You tie your ginger hair back in a bun
you're the ugliest creature, under the sun!

1,2 Go!
1,2

And you think it's about time that you died, and I agree
so you decide on suicide
you tried but you never quite carried it out
you only wanted to die in order to show off
and if you think you're gonna bleed all over me
you're even wronger than you'd normaly be
And the only things you want to see are kitsch
And the only thing you want to be is rich
Your little pink up-pointed nose begins twitch
I know you know you're just a little bitch! 1,2!

I Hate Alternative Rock
Bob Mould

Tired epileptic charade
Get on the plane and fly away
I knew you when
I knew you when
You had something to say

The Twentieth Century
Has not been particularly kind to me
So when asked to define
You feign the benign
And decline to answer properly

You feel threatened now
There's other icons flying higher now
As you grab for the past
You know it won't last
There's no need to describe it

I hope someone else is driving you
I hope someone else intelligent is driving you
Now the myth disintegrates
Nothing else is permanent

Open Your Eyes
Guano Apes

Hide your face forever
Dream and search forever

Have you ever been for sale?
When your isms get smart
Oh so selfish and mindless
With that comment in your eye

Do you think that you are hard?
Really harder than the other
Man you're acting cold
If you are not in charge

Don't split your mentality
Without thinking twice
Your voice has got no reason
Now is the time to face your lies

CHORUS
Open your eyes, open your mind
Proud like a God don't pretend to be blind
Trapped in yourself, break out instead
Beat the machine that works in your head

Will you offer me some tricks
If I ever need them
Would you go into that room
If I call 'em

Do you think that you are better
Really better than the rest
Realize theres a problem
I know that you can give your best

Have you ever had a dream?
Or is life just a trip?
A trip without chances
A chance to grow up quick

CHORUS

Hide your face forever
Dream and search forever
Night and night you feel nothing
Theres no way outside of my land

CHORUS

Dirty Business
The Dresden Dolls

Raise your glass
We have incorporated
Place your bets
We're all so sick of waiting
Queen takes jack
You got me this time but i"ll get you back
So pick a number

To all the ones who tried the most was I supposed to cheer your efforts
Sorry that I chose so poorly
Golly gee, am I the poster girl?

She's the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places
The kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and aces
She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining
Just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling

Lift your hats
Off to the checkout girls with tattooed backs
They'd make an angels skin crawl
If you ask them for assistance
There's an even chance
You'll get a number

To all the girls at pearl the surly boys who get to masticate them
I've a prize for each and every one of you so just be patient
To all the ones that hated me the most a toast
You really had me going for a second I was nervous boy, am I the poster girl?

She's the kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster
The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
She's the kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
Just to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her

To all the ones who thought they knew me best a test to prove your prowess
Who was mine in '99? I want last names and current status
To all the ones who hated me the most a toast you really had me going for second I was nervous, boy am I the poster girl
for some suburban sickness? Better keep a healthy distance
Now its up to you know what to do its pretty
Dirty business

Public Service Announcement
The Bravery

All this time I should have known
One of these days you'd follow me home
Mess up my room and proceed to tempt me
And no matter how good I am you learn to resent me

CHORUS
Stop, drop and roll
Stop, drop and roll
Stop, drop and roll
You're on fire

I'm stingy with words
All binge, no purge
You put the broke in broken hearted
You put the art in retarted

CHORUS

Folsom Prison Blues
Johnny Cash

I hear the train a comin'
It's rolling round the bend
and I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on
but that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Anton..
When I was just a baby my mama told me, "Son,
always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns."
But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
Now every time I hear that whistle I hang my head and cry..

I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
but those people keep a movin'
and that's what tortures me...

Well if they'd free me from this prison,
If that railroad train was mine
I bet I'd move just a little further down the line
Far from Folsom prison, that's where I want to stay
and I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away.....

I Think She Likes Me
Morphine

I walked into a strange cafe
No one there's ever heard my name
I go to the bar, have a seat
Talk to that woman sittin' next to me

She'll ask me in a voice so low
She ask me if I come in here alone
She ask me nicely, "Can I buy you a drink?"
You know I think she likes me, that's what I think
I think she likes me, that's what I think

She listens to every word I say
I look at her, she don't look away
I tell her that I play for treat her right
She ask me if I'm gonna play tonight

She cross her legs, do no harm
She lets her finger run on down my arm
I asked her nicely, "Can I buy you a drink?"
You know I think she likes me, that's what I think
I think she likes me, that's what I think

Some guy comes over, what does he think?
Intruding on our private thing
Man here's looking quite upset
Wavin' around with his gun like that

She told me things about her life
She never told me she was someone's wife
Man with the gun says, "why'd you buy her a drink?"
I said, "I think she likes me. That's what I think."
I think she likes me, that's what I think
I think she likes me, that's what I think
I think she likes me, that's what I think
I, I, I think she likes me

Scooby Snacks
Fun Lovin' Criminals

- Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
- Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

Me and Fast got the gats; we're out to rob a bank.
We got Steve outside carrying a full pack.
Now everything's cool and everything's smooth. (Hey that's smooth)
I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter
She gave me the loot with puckered up lips
And a wink that I found cute, and I said, "baby, baby, baby"
(Is this some Kharmic-Chi love thing happening here baby or what.)
By that time Fast tapped me with the 9 he said it was time to blow, ya know.
So out the door we go.
Back to the ride with Steve inside and alive; off we drive
I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we'll
Never get far, riding around in a stolen
Police car, so we dropped it off and piled in a Caddy;
Steve was driving because I had to talk to my man about something.

- Look, I don't know anything about any fucking set-up, you can torture me all you want.
- Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one.

Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks!

I don't give a fuck about the hell's
Gate, ain't punkin' the crowd and I'm still standing up straight.
So, we pull these jobs to make a little money;
No one gets hurt if they don't act funny.
On the way to the yacht, we almost got caught,
Fast is shooting mailboxes, not knowing where the cop is.
They're at the Dunkin Donuts, adjacent from
The Froman's whose mailbox fast had just exploded.
They gave chase, but my man
Steve is an ace; we lost those brothers with haste.
We casted off and along we went off Bermuda to an island resort we rented.

- Sonny, I need you cool, are you cool?
- I am cool.

Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks!

Where's Your Head At
Basement Jaxx

Where's your head at, at, at, at?
Where's your head at?

Don't let the walls
Cave in on you
We can't evolve alone
Without you
(repeat)

Don't let the walls
Cave in on you
You get what you give
That much is true

Don't let the walls
Cave in on you
You turned the world away
From you

Where's your head at?

You have found yourself
Trapped in this
Incomprehensible maze
Where's your head at?
Where's your head at?

Don't make it easy on yourself
Where's your head at?
Got to get

Where's your head at?

Don't let the walls
Cave in on you
We can't evolve alone
Without you
(repeat)

Where's your head at?
We can't evolve alone
Without you

Woman
Wolfmother

Woman,
You know you,
Woman,
You gotta be,
Woman,
I've got to feeling alone,
When you're talking to me, see right through me,
I've got to feeling alone

She's a woman, you know what i mean,
You better listen, listen to me
She's gonna set you free oh oh yeah....

You've come looking for me, like i've got to set you free
You know i can't free nobody,
You've come looking for me, like i've got to set you free,
I can't be nobody.

She's a woman you know what i mean,
You better listen,listen to me,
She's gonna set you free oh oh yeah

Woman,
You know you,
Woman,
You gotta be,
Woman,
I've got to feeling alone,
When you're talking to me, you see right through me,
I've got to feeling alone

She's a woman, you know what i mean,
You better listen, listen to me
She's gonna set you free oh oh yeah....

Run to the Hills
Iron Maiden

White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for cree
Oh will we ever be set free?

Riding through dust clouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Women and children and cowards attack

Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives

Soldier blue on the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good indians are tame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

Run to the hills run for your lives

Beer Run
Todd Snider

CHORUS
B-double E double R U-N-beer run
B-double E double R U-N-beer run
All we need is a ten and fiver,
Car and key and a sober driver,
B-double E double R U-N-beer run

A couple of frat guys from Abilene
Drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen
At the K-pei swine and sworay dance-
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants-
They wanted cigarettes-so to save a little money-
They got one from this hippie who smelled kinda funny
And-next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry
And pretty thirsty too

CHORUS

Found a store with a sign-said
There beer was coldest-so they sent
In Brad- cause he looked the oldest
He got a case of beer and a candy bar
Walked over to where all them registers are
Laid his fake ID on the countertop
The clerk looked, he turned up, he looked, he stopped.
He said, "Son, I'm not gonna call the cops, but I'm gonna
have to keep this card"
The guys both took it pretty hard

B-double E double R U-N-beer run
B-double E double R U-N-beer run
Oh how happy we would be-
Had we only brought a better fake ID
B-double E double R U-N-beer run

They found this other old hippie named
Sleepy john-claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl Keen song
So they gave him all their cash-he bought 'em some brew
Was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz
They were feelin' so good it shoulda been a crime-
The crowd was cool and the band was prime
They made it back up front to their seats just in time
So they could sing with all their friends
They sang-"the rode goes on forever and the party never ends"

CHORUS