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  1. Beer or Utter Contentment - Homer Simpson
  2. Loco Gringos Like a Party - Reverend Horton Heat
  3. Switch to Hard Liquor - Bender
  4. Bottoms Up! - Van Halen
  5. House of Fun - Madness
  6. Scratching - Dick and Harry Solomon
  7. The Queen is Coming - Grasshopper Takeover
  8. Come Original - 311
  9. Teen Angst Bullshit - Veronica Sawyer
  10. Bring the Noise - Anthrax and Public Enemy
  11. Fat and Proud - Steriogram
  12. Calls Up a Boy - Lorraine Baines
  13. You Wanna Get Me High - The Donnas
  14. Somebody Told Me - The Killers
  15. Shake Me Like a British Nanny - Stewie Griffin
  16. Girls & Boys - Blur
  17. Na Na Na Na Naa - Kaiser Chiefs
  18. Don't Fuck with Me Boys - Joan Crawford
  19. Filthy / Gorgeous - Scissor Sisters
  20. Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
  21. Come Back to Bed - Olga Bariosova
  22. Give It Up - Pepper
  23. Stuffing a Sock - Dennis Finch
  24. Baby Bitch - Ween
  25. Dream Police - Cheap Trick
  26. Democracy Doesn't Work - Kent Brockman
  27. Dreamworld - Midnight Oil
  28. Circumstances - Rush
  29. Stay this Color - Navin R. Johnson
  30. It's a Fucked Up World - House Of Freaks
  31. What Did You Learn In School Today - The Chad Mitchell Trio
  32. Beer is Alright - Rev. Lovejoy
  33. Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' (with Lovin' on Your Mind) - Loretta Lynn
  34. Take Your Drunken Ass Home - Big Al Carson
  35. Toodaloo Dumbass - Mom

Loco Gringos Like A Party
Reverend Horton Heat

loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay!
jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
loco gringos like a party
and they like their women firm
and when they drink tequila
they fight for the worm

fruit fly showed me
the beginning of life
cuttin' up limes
with a dull butter knife

loco gringos like a party
with five bails of, hay!
jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
loco gringos like a party
and they like their women firm
and when they drink tequila
they fight for the worm
go!

the cadillac hearse, tequila bottle fins
at gringo manor, the party really never ends
loco gringos like a party
with five bails of, hay!
jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
loco gringos like a party
and they like their women firm
and when they drink tequila
they fight for the worm

(spoken softly) that's the sound of us fighting for the worm
(spoken softly) that's the worm there
(spoken softly) hear the worm
(spoken softly) and see the worm
(spoken softly) hey, that's crazy

alright!

a neon bus painted like the mexican flag
hey there pablo, whatcha got in the bag?
corndogs!

loco gringos like a party
with five bails of, hay!
jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
loco gringos like a party
and they like their women firm
and when they drink tequila
they fight for the worm

loco gringos like a party, ole! (repeat 3 times)

yeah!

loco gringos like a party, ole! (repeat until end)

Bottoms Up!
Van Halen

Ow!
I been sitting here 'bout half the night, ah
Uh, momma fill my cup up
Said, I came here to waste some time
I think I'm gonna jump up

I'm singin', I'm dancin', most every night
I want to do that with you, babe
Let's do this bottle right!

Oh, oh, (Oh!) baby. (Ow!) Bottoms up! Ow!

Woo! Ah pretty maids all in a row
Go on, set 'em up, up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up!

I'm singin', I'm dancin', most every night
An' I wanna do that with you, babe
Let's do this bottle (Oh!) right!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Woo! All right. Ow!
Ev'ryone sing a little bit, ah!

Come um-um-um-um-um baby, (hah ha ha) bottoms up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, (Woo) bottoms up, bum-bum-buh
Come um-um-um-um-on baby, bottoms up
Owww!
Yeah

House Of Fun
Madness

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of (Fun)

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist's
Not a joke shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehende savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the coloured tips
Too late!
Gorgon heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of Fun

Welcome to the House of Fun...

The Queen Is Coming
Grasshopper Takeover

I'm sorry for the things I said, that is not how I feel.
'Fore I go walkin' off into the sunset, hear me out for real.
I'm a jealous man with a good heart and I want to make things right,
'cause everywhere I go it's raining, every day and night.

I'm in the middle of a mess that I created,
'cause I could not say the things you want me to.
And of all my failed relationships I'm loving you despite it all
'cause you can make my dreams come true.

I've been a lot of places,
seen a lot of pretty faces,
crouched down, took a look around
but nothing looked so beautiful to me.
As when I first met you,
my knees buckled and I knew I could bet on you,
to be the only one for me,
watch out world the queen is coming.

When I see the lone horizon I know every step I take
is one step forward, two step backward,
I gotta be good for goodness sake.
So look into my eyes and tell me everything you see.
I may be no good sometimes, but you know there's nothing more you need.

Your pin-up personality has spoken.
Now anything you ask I'll make it so.
And I'll do it not because I have to
but because I know I love you and I got nowhere to go.

Each time you say I can never come back,
you try to yell at me,
I try to make you laugh.
You tell like it is, you tell it like it was,
you tell it how it's gonna be
if only just because you are the queen bee in charge,
laughin' loud, livin' large, all cash, no charge,
all boat, no barge, she don't take no shit.

So when I look out and I see the lone horizon,
I know every step I take,
is a step into the wrong direction, without you there.
Watch out world the queen is coming.

Come Original
311

You got to
You got to

Come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers
Hear why
To come original it ainÕt nothin' strange
You got to represent you got come full range

Full range of emotion full range of styles
When you come to town you'll have them
comin' for miles

Come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers
Hear why

Black Eyed Peas they comin' full range and
NOFX they comin' full range and
Roni Size he comin' full range
The one Mr. Vegas you know it ainÕt easy

A warning to the crews out there who think theyÕre hot
If youÕre not original rockers you will get shot
Down by the kids neglectinÕ your art, the stuff you did
Eventually it get so bad puts you to bed
Cuz when the lightning flashes sweet electricity
All the world then stands revealed with the clarity
Of raw voltage, briefly we see and the hope is
YouÕll be able to tell just what dope is

Come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers
Hear why

Funk slap bass mixed with the dancehall and
Hip-hop beats and punk guitar and
Deadly on the mic is the one SA
The name is 311 and you know it ainÕt easy

This is not a test thereÕs no time to mope
How you gonna cope with radioactive isotope
And boss dj illness upon you now quickly
Infecting you fast upon the airwaves
This message brought to you by the so large system
Activate and attune yourself with meditation
And green plants theyÕve got mad life theyÕre sentient
TheyÕre beautiful as you and they like to dance

Everything we do we gotta come original
Put your hand up in the air and prepare for battle
Sit upon the rhythm like a tire upon a rim
We do it non-stop and then we do it again
Some a them whine and some a them bitch
They can not do it never switch
Comin' up from the heart and
Delivered with a wild pitch
Sit up on top the rhythm like a wild stallion
This is the ruling system

Come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers

Come original

Bring the Noise
Anthrax and Public Enemy

Bass!
How low can you go?
Death row, what a brother knows
Once again back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The young* cannibal*, D, Public Enemy, number one
"Five-O" said, "Freeze!" and I got numb
Can I tell 'em that I really never had a gun
But it's the wax that the terminator x spun
Now they got me in a cell 'cause my records, they sell
Cause a brother like me said, "Well...
...Farrakahn's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to
what he can say to you, what you ought to do"
Follow for now, power of the people, say,
"Make a miracle, D, pump the lyrical"
Black is back, all in, we're gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all c'mon, here we go again

Turn it up! Bring the noise

Never badder than bad 'cause the brother is madder than mad
At the fact that's corrupt like* a senator
Soul on a roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope
Cause the beats in the lines are so dope
Listen for lessons I'm saying inside music
That the critics are blasting me for
They'll never care for the brothers and sisters now across
The country has us up for the war
We got to demonstrate, come on now, they're gonna have to wait,
'till we get it right
Radio stations I question their blackness
They call themselves black, but we'll see if they'll play this

Turn it up, Bring the noise

Get from in front of me, the crowd runs to me
My deejay is warm, he's X, I call him Norm ya know
He can cut a record from side to side
So what, the ride, the glide should be much safer than a suicide
Soul control, beat is the father of your rock 'n' roll
Music for whatcha, for whichin', you call a band man
Makin' a music, abuse it, but you can't do it, ya know
You call'em demos, but we ride limos too
Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono
Run-DMC first said a deejay could be a band
Stand on it's own feet, get you out your seat
Beat is for Eric B and L. L. as well, hell
Wax is for Anthrax, still I can rock bells ever
Forever, Universal it will sell
Time for me to exit, Terminator X-it

Turn it up, Bring the noise

From coast to coast, so you stop being like a comatose
Stand my man? The beat's the same with a boost-toast
Rock with some pizzazz, it will last, why you ask?
Roll with the rock stars, you'll never get accepted as
We got to plead the fifth, we can investigate
Don't need to wait, get the record straight
Hey, posse's in effect, got Flavor, Terminator
X to sign checks, play to get paid
We got to check it out down on the avenue
A magazine or two is dissing me and dissing you
Yeah, I'm telling you...

Fat and Proud
Steriogram

Some people may be saying that IÕm overweight
But I think that my big body is looking great
I used to diet and diet, it donÕt change a thing
Everyone must accept that I wonÕt be thin
Well itÕs the way I wanna be
Cause IÕm someone that everybody can see
Well I always stand out in a crowd
IÕm the heaviest boy youÕve seen around

Chorus
Because IÕm fat
IÕm fat and proud
IÕm fat and proud and this is how the big boys sound
Because IÕm fat
IÕm fat and proud
IÕm fat and proud and IÕm sure youÕve seen my butt around
Because IÕm fat
IÕm fat and proud
IÕm fat and proud and the heaviest boy youÕve found
Because IÕm fat
IÕm fat and proud
IÕm fat and proud and this is how the big boys sound

Im like the ozone hover over your home...

I would hate to be one of those skinny runts
You canÕt eat off your stomach or finish your lunch
Well you got no rhythm; well you got no groove
Well you got no blubber that you can move
Well your bones stick out and your nose sticks out
There are fourteen ribs on your cage that I can count
People always saying: ÒYou donÕt eat enoughÓ
But IÕd snap you in half I gave you a hug

Well it doesnÕt really bug me much
Cause I know that thereÕs a lot of me that you can touch
Well the bigger the man is the bigger the tan
Kickin it at the beach, lying on the sand

For all you car boys working on your suspension
Paying all that money for the up and down attention
Just to put me in and take me out
Trust me youÕll get that look from everyone about
As you see, I love my size
I just wish you could see me through my eyes
Then youÕd realise that I hold the prize
For the biggest man youÕve seen alive

You Wanna Get Me High
The Donnas

You look familiar, do I know you?
Oh yeah, you're that popular guy.
You always made fun of my crew
And now you wanna get me high?
Yeah!

Chorus
You wanna get me
You wanna get me high
You wanna get me...
Now you know my name, you wanna get me high,
You're tryin to get with me and I don't know why...
Call me on the phone, you wanna get me high,
Don't remember your name, don't really wanna try.

You always said I was doin' it wrong
But it looks like you forgot!
'Cause now you sing along to every song,
I'm hot and you're not!

Chorus

You wanna get me...
It's too late, so don't even try!
You wanna get me...

You had your chance but you let it slide,
And now you act like you're on my side!!

Dude, you gotta say it,
DON'T SPRAY IT !
You never talked to me before.
No, I don't wanna Cafe' Au Lait it
I'll make Narci show you the door!

Chorus (repeat)

Girls And Boys
Blur

Street's like a jungle
So call the police
Following the herd
Down to Greece
On holiday -
Love in the 90's
Is paranoid
On sunny beaches
Take your chances looking for

chorus
Girls who want boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love

Avoiding all work
Because there's none available
Like battery thinkers
Count your thoughts on 1 2 3 4 5 fingers
Nothing is wasted
Only reproduced
Get nasty blisters
Du bist sehr schon
But we haven't been introduced

chorus

Na Na Na Na Naa
Kaiser Chiefs

Na na na na naa (repeat 4 times)

Ooh, It does not move me
It does not get me going at all
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa

It does not shift me
It's not the kind of thing that I like
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa

It does not move me
It's not the kind of thing that I like
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa

She does not listen
She's too wrapped up with all of her things
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa

This does not get to me
Cos she's not the kind of girl that I like
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa

Ooh, she does not move me
She's not the kind of girl that I like
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa

It does not move me
It's the kind of thing that I like
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa

Ooh, it does not move me (it does not move me)
It does not get me going at all
It does not shift me (it does not shift me)
It's not the kind of thing that I like

It does not move me
It's not the kind of thing that I like
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa
Na na na na naa

Filthy / Gorgeous
Scissor Sisters

Oh you're so filthy
And I am gorgeous

When you're walkin' down the street
And a man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet
Want to open you up like Christmas
You gotta wrap your fuzzy with a big red bow
Ain't no sum bitch gonna treat me like a ho
I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess

Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
You're disgusting
Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh cuz you're nasty

When you're runnin' from a trick
And you trip on a hit of acid
You gotta work for the man
But your biggest moneymakers' flaccid
You gotta keep your shit together
With your feet on the ground
There ain't no one gonna listen
If you haven't made a sound
You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard

Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
You're disgusting
Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh cuz you're nasty

Cuz you're filthy (so filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (oooh gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (oooh you're so gorgeous)
You're disgusting (oh yeah)
And you're nasty (you make me feel so nasty)
You can grab me (grab it)
Oooh cause you're nasty

Filthy
Gorgeous
Oh you're so gorgeous

Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
You're disgusting
Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh cuz you're nasty

Feel Good Inc.
Gorillaz

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Feel good, sh-shake it, shake it. (8x)

Citys breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they donÕt know wack.
So all ya fill the streets it's appealing to see.
You wont get undercounted, 'cos you're damned and free.
You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style.
In a melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they got a kissin` cause I donÕt get sleep, no.
BEEP
Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand.
Take it all in on your stride.
It is sticking, falling down.
Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me.
Windmill, windmill for the land.
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas, these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up like ass cracks,
Lay these ponies at the track,
It's my chocolate attack.
Shoot, I'm stepping in hotter this year.
Care bear reppin' it's harder this year.
Watch me as I gravitate,
Hahahahahaha.
We're going to ghost town,
This motown,
With your sound,
You in the blink,
Going bite the dust,
CanÕt fight with us,
With your sound you kill the INC.
So, dont stop, get it, get it
Until you're cheddar heavy,
And watch the way I navigate,
Hahahahahahahaha.

Sh-shake it, shake it, Feel good. (4x)

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand.
Take it all in on your stride.
It is sticking, falling down.
Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me.
Windmill, windmill for the land.
Is everybody in?

Dont stop, shake it, get it,
We are your captains in it (feel good),
Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahahahhaa (feel good). (2x)

Sh-shake it, shake it, Feel good. (4x)

Give It Up
Pepper

Its been a while since I've seen your face,
Gotta say that I'm happy to see you come around my place.
Now I think we've talked about it
and I think I know what's coming up next,
lets put our minds away and let our hormones do the rest. Does it seem obscene, does it seem like a bad thing?
Well if it is I'm sorry miss, but you know I'm just 19.
So don't be afraid when my pants start to leak,
you know damn well I'm in my sexual peak.

Chorus
Why don't you have some dirty hot sex with me?
It aint like I'm askin ya to give it up for free.
We can start it right now baby get on your
knees,
don't make me beg again girl I just said please.

Now when you look down don't be misled.
I found my lifes purpose and its getting up stairs into your bed
Well there's the phone girl go right on ahead.
I'm sure youd rather be with your stupid boyfriend instead!

Why you gotta sleep with my dad?

Chorus

Baby get on your knees oh yeah....I'm beggin you darlin please. oh yeah oh yeah please...please...please me.....

Baby Bitch
Ween

It's been a while since I've seen you smile
But now you've come back again
Came into the room and you saw my girl
And you asked her how long it's been
"A year" she said and you shook your head
Said "I'm surprised it's gone on that long"

Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
For words I am at a loss
Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
I'm better now please fuck off

What else you gonna say when while you're back on your stay
Maybe something, maybe nothing, we'll see
It's just too bad, you're beautiful I guess
I wasn't for you and you weren't for me

Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
Please slip back into yourself
Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
Go conquer someone else

People say, "How beautiful, how sweet, how kind"
You're perfect, you've got nothing to hide
But I, for one, have seen the sun
And the bitch that you've locked up inside

Got fat, got angry, started hating myself
Wrote "Birthday Boy" for you babe
Now I'm skinny and sick and paranoid
Without a cent to my name

Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
Fuck you, you stinkin' ass ho
Most beauty I've seen
you come from a dream
But I can't close my eyes anymore
No, I can't close my eyes anymore

Dreamworld
Midnight Oil

The Breakfast Creek Hotel is up for sale
The last square mile of terra firma gavelled in the mail
So farewell to the Norfolk Island pines
No amount of make believe can help this heart of mine

Chorus
End - your dreamworld is just about to end
Fall - your dreamworld is just about to fall
Your dreamworld will fall

So shut that buckle and turn that key again
Take me to a place they say the dreaming never ends
Open wide drive that mystery road
Walk through eden's garden and then wonder as you go

Chorus
Sign says honeymoon to rent
Cloudland into dreamland turns
The sun comes up and we all learn
Those wheels must turn

Chorus

Dream Police
Cheap Trick

The dream police, they live inside of my head.
The dream police, they come to me in my bed.
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

You know that talk is cheap, and those rumors ain't nice.
And when I fall asleep I don't think I'll survive the night, the night.

'Cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

The dream police, they live inside of my head.
(Live inside of my head.)
The dream police, they come to me in my bed.
(Come to me in my bed.)
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

Well, I can't tell lies, 'cause they're listening to me.
And when I fall asleep, bet they're spying on me tonight, tonight.

'Cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't leave me alone.
They don't get paid to take vacations, or let me alone.
They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone.
They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one.

'Cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.

The dream police, they live inside of my head.
The dream police, they come to me in my bed.
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me.

Circumstances
Rush

A boy alone, so far from home,
Endless rooftops from my window.
I felt the gloom of empty rooms
On rainy afternoons.
Sometimes in confusion,
I felt so lost and disillusioned,
Innocence gave me confidence
To go up against reality.

Chorus
All the same we take our chances,
Laughed at by time,
Tricked by circumstances.
Plus ça change,
Plus c'est la même chose
The more that things change,
The more they stay the same.

Now I've gained some understanding
Of the only world that we see.
Things that I once dreamed of
Have become reality.
These walls that still surround me
Still contain the same old me,
Just one more who's searching for
A world that ought to be.

Chorus

It's a Fucked Up World
House of Freaks

Well, itÕs a fucked up world
LetÕs find a place to stay
And sleep the day away

ItÕs a fucked up world
WeÕll lay down in the grass
And watch the traffic pass

Hey, Mr. Postman, please
Bearer of mystery

ItÕs a fucked up world
You and I can meet on
The dead end street

ItÕs a fucked up world
WeÕll go down to the James
And wait for it to rain

ThatÕs why I love you so
You know and I both know
That itÕs a fucked up world

What Did You Learn in School Today?
The Chad Mitchell Trio

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that Washington never told a lie.
I learned that soldiers seldom die.
I learned that everybody's free.
And that's what the teacher said to me.
That's what I learned in school today.
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that policemen are my friends.
I learned that justice never ends.
I learned that murderers die for their crimes.
Even if we make a mistake sometimes.
That's what I learned in school today.
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned our government must be strong.
It's always right and never wrong.
Our leaders are the finest men.
And we elect them again and again.
That's what I learned in school today.
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that war is not so bad.
I learned of the great ones we have had.
We fought in Germany and in France.
And some day I might get my chance.
That's what I learned in school today.
That's what I learned in school.

Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (with Lovin' On Your Mind)
Loretta Lynn

Well you thought I'd be waitin' up when you came home last night
You'd been out with all the boys and you ended up half tight
But liquor and love that just don't mix leave a bottle or me behind
And don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on your mind

No don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on your mind
Just stay out there on the town and see what you can find
Cause if you want that kind of love well you don't need none of mine
So don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on your mind

You never take me anywhere because you're always gone
Many a night I've laid awake and cried dear all alone
And you come in a kissin' on me it happens every time
No don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on your mind

No don't come home a drinkin'...
No don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on your mind

Take Your Drunken Ass Home
Big Al Carson

Played one song
Two too many
Guys at the party starting to look silly

Chorus
WeÕre going home
Time to take your drunken ass home
ItÕs alright
If you donÕt know what to do with yourself
Take your drunken ass home

Barmaids are tired
Boss is too
Just look at me and I know what to do

Chorus

WeÕre going home (repeat 2 times)

Chorus

WeÕre going home

Hey bartender
Last call
Give one drink to all and all

Chorus

Sit a spell
Drink some more
Time for the band to hit the door

Chrous

WeÕre going home (repeat 2 times)

Chorus

PartyÕs over
Band last on
CanÕt stay here got to go home

Chorus

WeÕre going home (repeat 3 times)

Chorus

WeÕre going home (repeat 3 times)

Chorus