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Day 4 Wednesday Ray is up early and heads out Other Natonal Guard people show up and do stuff...we'd better get going Dave rides for second and last time...bike is definitely a swirly item Breakfast in Hamlin...big breakfast and low prices! 80 cent tap beer Chickenman shows up and the Chickenmobile has dropped its transmission Highway 44 has some big hills but it's not bad Laurie and Barb think its really easy...in a van Watch out for Matty the matted-hair dog with giant goiter Marsha Traeger zips by on her new bike...a Toyota Camary There's a lotta pasta in Guthrie Center Cheap tapes too...Hello 70's AM gold Many beers under the big tent Bud bus mentions us twice...don't they know we hate them Skalberg shows up, we must be lagging Nice ride to Springbrook State Park until that mother fucking hill Great corn in Yale...must eat as many ears as possible City Girl can only handle one...and it was her first time Heidi, Steve and City Girl buy tons of beer tickets...don't want to get too filled-up before we get to Dawson's Creek We should have had more in Yale or at least packed some to go...there is nothing in Dawson We drink the town dry in about 5 minutes (2 Bud Light longnecks) At least we cut 9 miles off the route Things people get to hear from my stereo as we enter Perry ("I yearn for you to plunder me sexually" and Uncle Fucker) Find host house and for the second time this week the host, Kevin, is toasted Share the house with Mystery Machine and Die Hards Ray leaves the team...we ride a little to late for him Babs cooks out burgers and brats Neo-nazi has taken over control of the house...his name is not on the mailbox Shower has ability to cut steel Barb, Dave and Laurie are drinking scotch...a lot of scotch...a shitload of scotch...enough scotch to kill a medium sized horse Laurie and I go and drink with some of the Die Hards (Gary, Abby, Merilee, Sandra and Krystal) Laurie leaves to tinkle is replaced by City Girl We drink way into the wee hours of the morning