Thursday
- Pork rinds are attached to Michelle's bike...by Steve not me (See picture)
- Steve and I leave early and the girls meet us in Woodward
- First beers of the day in Slater
- Meet up with Dor
- Go to strip club in Cambridge...but who didn't
- Admission is free for girls and guys whom Heidi ho's in
- Michelle stickers a stripper
- Get into Maxwell and I need a nap...not feeling the best
- Must continue biking so City Girl doesn't think I'm a pussy and will therefore want to sleep with me
- By the time we make it to Ida, and it wasn't easy, the three 100%ers are ready to sag
- Nice bike trail from Ida to Baxter...extra nice when listening to "Pussy" by Lords of Acid
- Babs cell is a no go
- Laurie's cell is a no go
- Michelle's cell becomes a no go
- Steve buys case of Busch Light and Chris buys an ice cream cone (Steve and I are now jealous of that)
- Michelle is frightened by huge turkey legs being consumed by locals
- I spot Angry bus and once again they come to our rescue (note: did not even look for loser Dennis bus)
- Angry Traci is quite hammered and falls out of bus...thank goodness she's a nurse
- 99 miles is bullshit
- Many drinks and songs on the bus
- Stop by side of road and pick up a Mystery Machine and two other bikers...we're gonna be late, hope Angry Jim and George aren't too angry
- Get into Grinnell and reach Laurie on talk-a-bout just in time
- It's dark out...big surprise there
- We're staying with Mystery Machine and a way cool couple (See picture)
- Ten billion albums and a lot of incense
- Barb and Dave go in search of a pizza buffet...the rest of us will make do with what's in the coolers
- Staying up late again, this time with MM
- Steve ends up sleeping in van
- I give City Girl a chance to enjoy the big air mattress but she wants to take her chances with the house...that may prove to be a big mistake
- Is Michelle's new puppy named Todd?
- It isn't nice to steal Heidi's beau
- Brad's quote on Die Hards - "They're just a bunch of frat boys posing as hippies."
