A whole train of young women, who in time, will all find a way to reject Rick. |
When sagging, always find a local diner in an off-the-route town that uses "in the hood" spellings of common wordz. |
A good morning involves a van made of corn and a glass of vodka with a tomato juice tracer. This may be the only picture of Eric (the one with the "I'm a damn good biker" jersey). |
Although we party with everyone, we do have our circle of friends. |
We weren't allowed to stay in our first choice for a campsite. Something about it being a public place and nudity wasn't allowed after sundown. |
We are popular because of the Upright Citizens Brigade. Heidi and Laurie aren't members because they drink. Bad girls. |
This is Heidi and my saviors. Long live Dennis and the comfy couches. Hippy beads and coolers of beer. Guys who fart and make the girl sleep outside. |
You are always welcome at the Elk's Lodge. Beers are cheap. Name tags and olives are complimentary. |