Our Algona hosts: Randy and Kathy Reel

Monday, July 26
Sleeping inside makes for dry morning. Sorry Steve. Must be better than sleeping under a bush wrapped in a sheet. Start hammering at 7:30. Who the hell are these other bikers? Dickens does not exist. This is another ploy from those bastards who plan RAGBRAI to get rid of the party groups. Conspiracies begin here. Evil stops and repairs another biker's tire. (Her name is Jenny and she and her friend, sorry I forgot your name, will soon become Evil affiliates). Ayrshire (Arrrr-Sharrrr) is NOT full of pirates. It should be. Meet up with Steve in Curlew. A non-town with little shade. Rest in chairs good, bug with face bad. Sag with Steve. Hosts aren't home, but house is open. Hooray for crime-free Iowa! Stupid, er Cupid, won't stop barking. Kathy and Randy, our hosts, arrives and they like beer. Shirley comes though with another great hook-up. Sandy makes it in. Town is really close...by bus. The laser show evaporated all the beer. Time to get beers in the long bar. RAGouge! First sighting of Hanson Brothers. Looks like Whitey suppressing the street drinkers. Screw it, let's go back to camp. Linda, get a ride. Good, now make them go to a Kwik Shop to get ice. Good, now make them take us back to camp on the other side of town. Excellent. Bryan, Wes and Angie (Aaron's hot sister) arrive early. Make that earlier than last night. Wes finds comfort in the pavement of the driveway. Bryan and Angie choose the couches in the basement. Hoping to make pie but just don't have enough ingredients. Like you wanted to know that.

Weenies sleep inside	Real men sleep on stone